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Angry Namazu Shuts Down Apple Store

This afternoon reports began flooding in when a redshirted Namazu became enraged and causing a disturbance at the local Apple Store.
He became loud and obnoxious when he didn’t get as much as he thought he would, “Learn MSRP ya Genius!” – He yelled at the top of his voice.

Namazu became enraged and causing a disturbance at the local Apple Store.

The Namazu spent a lot of time saving for Apple AirPod Pros, he became emotional at the Apple Store when he was offered so little for old hardware.

For anyone who hasn’t caught on yet, this is more of a joke than anything else.

I want Apple AirPod Pros, but knowing the 2nd generation is not too far away.
With my new iPhone 13 Pro Max, I want to make sure my money is going towards the new ones just a few months away.

Watch out Apple, this Fish Man Namazu from Final Fantasy XIV will be back to the Apple Store.